We've all seen these
humorous life lessons floating aimlessly on the web before and this one is no different. However, as a mother to a
lovely teenage daughter, I can't help but be reminded of these '20 Life Lessons My Parents Taught Me'
, every single day.
Primarily #17.
- RELIGION - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet."
- TIME TRAVEL - "Keep it up & I'm going to knock you into next week."
- LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
- FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
- IRONY - "Keep crying & I'll give you something to cry about."
- OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth & eat your supper."
- CONTORTION - "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
- STAMINA - "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
- WEATHER - "Your room looks like a tornado went through it."
- CIRCLE of LIFE - "I brought you into this world. I'll take you out."
- GENETICS - "You're just like your father."
- ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parent's like you do!"
- ANTICIPATION - "Just wait 'til your father gets home!"
- RECEIVING - "You're gonna get it when I get home!"
- MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
- WISDOM - "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
- JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
- ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY - "The older you get, the harder it is to lose weight because your body & your fat have become best friends."
- GREEK LANGUAGE - "The Roman numerals for forty are XL."
- ANIMAL LOYALTY - "Birds of a feather flock together, then they crap on your car."
